Film Titles After Telangana Separation

 

These will be titles of some of the Telugu movies when dubbed in Telangana.
1. Narasimha Naidu - Narsing Yadav
2. Parugu - Uruku
3. Akkada Ammayi Ikkada Abbayi - Aada Pori Eeda Poragaadu
4. Siddu from Srikakulam - Mallesh from Malkajgiri
5. Chaala baavundi - Zabardastundi
6. Avunanna Kadanna - Au Malla Lee Malla
7. Sankranti - Bonalu
8. Ammayilu Abbayilu - Porlu Poragaallu
9. Palnati Brahmanaidu - Karimnagar KCR
10. Naari Naari Naduma Murari - Pori Pori Madhyana Tiwari
11. Chantabbai - Chinna poragadu
12. Kaumaram Puli - Kaumaram Sher
13. 47 rojulu - 47 dinalu
14. Seema Sastry - Telangana Sastry
15. Sorry naaku pellayyindi - sorry naaku laggamayyindi

16. Idiot – Haula gaadu

17. Varudu – Laggam Poradu

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

All izz well Remixx......!!

All izz well Remixx......!!
Jab question paper ho out of control

answer sheet ko kar kay fold....!!


answer sheet ko kar kay fold.....!!
aeroplane bana ke bol!!

All will fail
Now you can see what's hidden

student kia jany result ka kia ho ga?

Marks milen gi ya zero par tie ho ga?


toh paper ghuma....
paisa urra....
paisa urra kay bol
papa all iz well.......!!

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

Mahabharath

A Team comprising of a Writer, a Producer, a Director, etc applied to the Government of India with a Script to produce a Movie on Mahabharat.

All of them committed suicide later and the reason is very obvious as.......

Subject: Mahabharata

To: The Writer, Film Director & Film Producer, Mumbai

Ref: Film story submitted by you, regarding financing of films by Government of India , Your letter dt. ............ . ......... .

The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that the Government has examined your proposal for financing a film called''Mahabharat' . The Very High Level Committee constituted for this purpose has been in consultation with the Human Rights Commission, National Commission for Women and Labour Commission, in addition to various Ministries and State Governments and have formed definitive opinions about the script. Their observations are as below:

1. In the script submitted by you it is shown that there were two sets of cousins, namely, the Kauravas, numbering one hundred, and the Pandavas, numbering five. The Ministry of Health and Family Welfare has pointed out that these numbers are high, well above the norm prescribed for families by them It is brought to your kind attention that when the Government is spending huge amounts for promoting family planning, this will send wrong signals to the public. Therefore, it is recommended that there may be only three Kauravas and one Pandava.

2. The Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs has raised an issue whether it is suitable to depict kings and emperors in this democratic age. Therefore, it is suggested that the Kauravas may be depicted as Honourable Members of Parliament (Lok Sabha) and the Pandava maybe depicted as Honourable Member of Parliament (Rajya Sabha). The ending of the film shows the victory of the said Pandavas over the said Kauravas. The ending may be suitably modified so that neither of the Honourable Members of Parliament are shown as being inferior to the other.

3. The Ministry of Science and Technology has observed that the manner of birth of Kauravas is suggestive of human cloning, a technology banned in India . This may be changed to normal birth.

4. The National Commission for Women has objected that the father of Pandavas, one Sri Pandu is depicted as bigamous, and also there is only one wife for the Pandavas in common. Therefore suitable changes maybe made in the said script so that the said Sri Pandu is not depicted as bigamous. However, with the reduction in number of Pandavas as suggested above, the issue of polyandry can be addressed without further trouble.

5. The Commission for the Physically Challenged has observed that the portrayal of the visually impaired character 'Dhritharastra' is derogatory. Therefore the said character may not be shown as visually impaired.

6. The Department of Women and Child Development have highlighted that the public disrobing of one female character called 'Draupadi' is objectionable and derogatory to women in general. Further the Home Ministry anticipates that depiction of such scenes may create law and order problem and at the same time invite strong protests from the different women forums. Such scenes may also invite penal action under SITA (Suppression of Immoral Traffic Act), therefore they may be avoided and deleted from the film.

7. It is felt that showing the Pandava and the Kauravas as gamblers will be anti-social and counter-productive as it might encourage gambling. Therefore, the said Pandava and Kauravas may be shown to have engaged in horse racing. (Hon. Supreme Court has held horse racing not to be gambling)

8. The Pandavas are shown as working in the King Virat's employment without receiving any salary. According to the Human Rights Commission, this amounts to bonded labour and may attract provisions of The Bonded Labour System (Abolition) Act, 1976. This may be corrected at once.

9. In the ensuing war, one character by name Sri Abhimanyu has been shown as fighting. The National Labour Commission has observed that, war being a hazardous industry, and the said character being 16 years old, this depiction will be construed as a case of child labour. Also there is no record of his being paid any compensation. This may also be deemed to be violatory of the provisions of The Child Labour (Prohibition and Regulation) Act, 1986 and Minimum Wages Act, 1948. Such references in the film may be removed.

10. The character 'Sri Krishna' has been depicted as wearing a peacock feather. The peacock is our National Bird and wearing dresses made from peacock feather is an offence under the Wild Life Protection Act, 1972. This may not be depicted.

11. Smt Maneka Gandhi has raised very serious objection for using any elephants or horses in war scenes, since there is...

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

Complicated Breakfast Order

A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu, "I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked that it's runny, and one so over cooked that it's tough and hard to eat.

"I'd also like grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

That's a complicated order sir", said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."

The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"

3 Idiots from Management

Saari umr hum
Reports main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do Jeene do !!!
 
Na na na..Na na na..Na na na..Na na nana na..
 
Give me some Leave
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
 
Kandhon ko MIS
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
 
jhoot bolna tho khud
manager ne sikhaya
 
Target complete to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Likh likh kar pada hatheli par
TGT, ACH & DRR ka chaala
 
Finance Team ne poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala
 
career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do Jeene do
 
Saari umr hum
Reports main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do
Jeene do
 
Na na na..Na na na..Na na na..Na na nana na..
 

Give me some Leave
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
 
Give me some Leave
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
 
Na na na..Na na na..Na na na..Na na nana na..
Na na na..Na na na..Na na na..Na na nana na..

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

What an idea Doctor Ji....:)

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
 
 Doctor: "What happened?"
 
Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
 
Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".
 
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
 
Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.
 
Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies

 
1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife/husband.

3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

6. I resolve to back up my hard drive daily... well, once a week...okay, monthly then... or maybe...

7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

8. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

9. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

10. I will think of a password other than "password."

11. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.... naah 4:30 is much more practical.

12. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

Sindhi goes to dentist

A Sindhi phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth
extraction.. ......... ...

" Rs5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist replied.

"Rs5000!!! Benha lakh lalat vijhe... Have you not got anything
cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Naarmal?!!! What about if you did not use any anesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock Rs 1500 off and it
would be quite painful !!"

" Are beehna...Whaaat about if you used one of your dentist trainees
and still without an anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely
painful, but the price could drop to Rs 2000".

" Suttho Sutho...How about if you make it a training session, and yo
ur Student do the extraction with the other students waatching and
learning ?

"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but you must
understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as really
really painful, but I'll charge you Rs 500."

"Arre wah!!!, now you are taalking!!!!! ! Daadho suttho deal aahe
!!! daaho suttho (It's a great deal)," said the Sindhi. "Can you
immeejaietly confirm an appaintment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

Dekha tujhe to...., Hahaha

Dekha tujeh to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!


Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de



Dosti karo collegwali se,
pyar karo officewali se,
program karo padoswali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao gharwali se

Happy New Year 2010!!!

                

 

           

                                                                                            

                                          2010

 

Happiness deep down within.
Serenity with each sunrise.
Success in each facet of your life.
Family beside you.
Close and caring friends .
Health, inside you.
Love that never ends.
Special memories of all the yesterdays .
A bright today with much to be thankful for .
A path that leads to beautiful tomorrows.
Dreams that do their best to come true.
Appreciation of all the wonderful things about you.

 

 

Wishing you lots of Happiness , Success , Love n Good health

 

 

If I can touch the rainbow, I will write your name on top of it to let people know how colour full is my life to have a friend like you
                

Neck Exercise

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'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy

Bollywood Snapshot 2010

 
 

 
 
Teen Patti
Starring : Amitabh Bachchan, Ben Kingsley, R Madhavan    
Director : Leena Yadav   Leena Bajaj    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : Drama / General.  
Banner : Serendipity Films  
Release Date : Feb 12 2010  
 
 

 
 
Raajneeti
Cast : Ajay Devgan, Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Viviek Oberoi, Arjun Rampal
Director : Prakash Jha
Producer :  
Genre : Drama
Release Date : 28-5-2010
 
 

 
Road to Sangam
Cast : Paresh Rawal, Om Puri, Pawan Malhotra, Javed Sheikh, Swati Chitnis
Director : Amit Rai
Producer : Amit Chheda
Genre : Patriotic
Release Date: Jan 22 2010
 
 

 
Chance Pe Dance  
Starring : Shahid Kapur, Arshad Warsi, Genelia Dsouza    
Director : Ken Ghosh    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : Musical / General.  
Banner : UTV Motion Pictures  
Release Date : Jan 15 2010  
 
 

 
 
Prince
Cast : Vivek Oberoi, Aruna Murty, Nandana Sen, Niroo Singh, Isaiah, Sanjay Kapoor, Dalip Tahil  
Director : Kookie V Gulati
Producer : Kumar S Taurani
Release Date: 29-01-2009
 
 

 
Road Movie
Cast: Abhay Deol
Director: Dev Benegal
Release Date: 26-02-2010
 
 

 
Accident On Hill Road    
Starring : Farooq Sheikh, Celina Jaitly, Abhimanyu Shekhar Singh    
Director : Mahesh Nair    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : Thriller  
Banner : Magna Films  
Release Date : Dec 31 2009
 
 
 

 
Athithi Tum Kab Jaaoge !!!
Cast : Ajay Devgn, Konkana Sen Sharma, Paresh Rawal
Director : Ashwani Dhir
Producer : Kumar Mangat
Genre : Comedy
Release Date : 26-2-2010
 

 
Bolo Raam
Starring : Rishi Bhutani, Om Puri, Padmini Kolhapure, Govind Namdeo  
Director : Rakesh Chaturvedi    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : Thriller  
Banner : Shree Keshav Films  
Release Date : Dec 31 2009
 

 
Good Night:
Cast : Vinod Nagpal, Shivam Pradhan, Manish Narang, Abhijeet Banerjee
Director : Geetika Narang
Producer : Geetika Narang, Yasir Abbasi
 
 

 
Hello...Hum Lallan Bol Rahe Hain  
Starring : Rajpal Yadav, Preeti Mehra, Manoj Joshi, Ketaki Dave  
Director : Dileep Shukla    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : General.
Banner : Emaar Film International Unit  
Release Date : Jan 8 2010
 
 

 
 
Kites
Cast : Hrithik Roshan, Kangana Ranaut, Barbara Mori
Genre: Romance / Action / Thriller
Director: Anurag Basu
Release Date: Apr 16 2010
Banner: Film Kraft
 
 

 
 
 
My Name Is Khan
Starring : Shahrukh Khan, Kajol
Director : Karan Johar    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : Social  
Banner : Dharma Productions  
Release Date : Feb 12 2010  
 
 

 
Pyaar Impossible
Cast: Uday Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, John Abraham, Dino Morea
Producer: Uday Chopra, YRF
Director: Jugal Hansraj
Story: Uday Chopra
Release Date: Jan 8 2010
 

 
Raavan
Cast : Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Govinda
Director : Mani Ratnam
Producer :  
Genre : Drama
Release Date: 28- 05 -2010
 

 
 
Rann
Starring : Amitabh Bachchan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Paresh Rawal, Mohnish Behl
Director : Ram Gopal Varma    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : General.  
Release Date : Jan 22 2010
 
 

 
 
Red Alert - The War Within
Starring : Sunil Shetty, Sameera Reddy, Ayesha Dharker, Gulshan Grover  
Director : Anant Mahadevan    
Language : Hindi  
Genre : General.  
Banner : Star Entertainment Pvt Ltd  
Release Date : Jan 15 2010
 

 
 
Veer
Starring : Salman Khan, Mithun Chakraborty, Sohail Khan, Jackie Shroff  
Director : Anil Sharma
Story: Salman Khan  
Language : Hindi  
Genre : General. / Period  
Banner : Eros Entertainment, Vijay Galani Moviez  
Release Date : Jan 22 2010  
 

 
 
Dulha Mil Gaya
Cast :    Shah Rukh Khan, Sushmita Sen, Fardeen Khan, Mohit Chada, Johny Lever, Suchitra Pillai, Bina Kak, Tara Sharma, Vivek Vasvani, Howard Rosemeyer, Vivek Vasvani, Anushka Manchanda
Release Date :   8 January 2010  
Banner :    Insight Productions Pvt. Ltd., Maverick Productions
Presenter :    Anuj Saxena
Producer :    Vivek Vasvani
Director :    Mudassar Aziz
Music Director :    Lalit Pandit
Cinematographer :    Sunil Patil
Story Writer :    Mudassar Aziz, Vivek Vasvani
 
 

 
Toonpur Ka Superhero
Release Date :   19 March 2010  
Genre :    Children, Family, Animation      
Banner :    Big Screen Entertainment
Presenter :    Eros International
Producer :    Kumar Mangat  
Director :    Kireet Khurana
Cast :    Ajay Devgn, Kajol
Music Director :  Anu Malik
 
 
 

--
'Attitudes are the lenses through which we view things
...they color our work and our actions'

Vthout Wax,
Rampy